Wait a minute, I realized a few hours later over an exciting new mix of The Tonight Dough with Peanut Buttah Cookie Core: I do have enough wisdom to share!
Corduroy Ellie may have been smiling bravely, but there was a considerable amount of doubt and fear hiding behind that smile.
You’ll learn how she found her comedic calling in the world of improv, became a wife, mother and New Yorker, and landed the role of a bridesmaid (while simultaneously being a bridesmaid) in Bridesmaids.
You’ll get to know and love the comic, upbeat, perpetually polite actress playing Erin Hannon on The Office, and the exuberant, pink-pants-wearing star of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
Some stories might seem implausible, some anecdotes farfetched.
And I am here to tell you that this is because I have made them up. I have an energetic toddler and my memory is fuzzy.
And in this book, Reader, I will tell you about the numerous times that I have made up in pluck what I have lacked in natural ability.
I will reveal tidbits from my past, and I will feed you morsels from the present.
• My platonic yet breathless pursuit of a turquoise-pants-loving second-grade student teacher named Ms.
Romanoff—and how her Russian heritage would ultimately teach me that even though Russia might have interfered with our 2016 election, it doesn’t mean that the entire country is bad.